and you thought your grandma was crazy..

Try having a brasilian grandma O_O hah, nah she was cool. But just got offended so easily if I didn't want to eat something.. I was just gathering up the confidence to say I don't like something.. fail. It's gone again.. Talking about grandmas.. yes. That. Maybe you heard maybe you didn't. RIP Nanny <3 :(

Hmm.. it's been a while.. you all thought I got kidnapped right? I hope you were somewhat worried -.- But no. I've been busy.. and also lazy. So.. Oh god.. I have to think now. The move in went well, my host family is awesome. Got a 16 year old brother, Giovanni, and a 14 year old sister, Bianca. Real nice people :)

All last week in school was the Olichamp games.. school sports. Pwned some people in soccer, handball and volleyball. Not really. I think we actually lost every game :| I guess that's because the girls are scared of balls :/ On wednesday there was a talent show going on while the games were on aswell. I sat and watched that all day. People just played music.. kinda good :P

Thursday was a holiday for... I don't know.. But my host family took me to Laguna beach to stay with my host mums parents for the weekend. SO COLD! And windy.. wow. Will put pictures up.. one day.. when I can be bothered.. Went to this religious party thing thats older than Australia haha. Drank "pinao" I think that's how you spell it. But need a sqiggle.. like this ~ over the a. Not really the point. It tasted like hot sweet wine.. odd. Then the next day drove around the Laguna looking at things and feeling touristy, went to the top of a mountain and looked at the whole city in one eye shot. and also looked at a biiiiig statue, of a lady.. Not as big as the one in Rio, but still big. Next day.. Saturday.. chilled and walked around for ages with Bia and 3 of her friends. Got icecream.. :| Took pictures. Went back to the house, msn/facebook = crap news :(
Went to this bar with my host parents and Bia called "Absinto" meaning absinth. Was crazy there.. and there was this amazing guy who could sing like. Woah. Like nothing I've ever heard before. Too good. He should be famous. Singing opera as easy as I dunno, something real easy.. like washing your hands or something. Really. WAY GOOD !
Then we had to leave and he pulled me up onto the stage and he's like "We've got an AUSTRAAAALIAAN HERE!!!!!!!" so embarrasing >.> But totally got a cheer :D Yep, then went to Bia's friends house, watched some tv, ate some brasilian fruit.. saw a fight break out between like 10 people on the street :| then went back to the house and slept. And woke up 4 hours late >.> To go back to Jaragua, have lunch with my host dads family and go hanglyding. wait.. WHAT HANGLYDING?! Too good to be true. Yeah... fail.. I didn't actually get to go hanglyding, or paraglyding.. which is what I meant in the first place. I needed mum and dads permission.. but didn't wanna ring them at 3am :( BUT BUT BUT, I IS GOING ON THE 12TH?!!! Are you jealous? Cause you shuold be :D awwww YEAAHHHHHH! So, I went in the car up the mountain with Bia to watch her jump off a cliff.. jeez that sounds bad. Jump off a cliff and FLY!! :D That was damn cool, the mountain was so hard to get up though. Ridiculously bumpy and stuff, it was awesome though. Mountain/trees. Looked just like home (if it has been a tar road that is) :) We got to stand in the back of the ute while they drove up, so fun :) Thought I'd go in the back again on the way back down.. but every person that came with us jumped off >.> except one lady. And she drove back down. I'm telling you.. any woman that can drive down that road is a hero! there's like meter deep holes you have to go through and meter high rocks you have to go over.. hard to explain.. and only a little exaggerated. But really. :| I will take pictures next time. My back actually hurt from going in the car back down.. sucked..

ANYWAY, Monday. If you were a person I think I'd punch you in the face. Really, I don't like you at all -.- School today... lame. I'm starting to realise how much more portuguese I speak at school though, because my main friend who I hang/talk with doesn't speak much english, cool hey :)
Too much text.. not enough pictures.. will upload tomorrow, happy reading! :)
Edit: Other headings I was considering:
Week long blog.
It's okay! I'm SAFE!
Actually, they're kind of lame. Nevermind.